WHY WATCH THE OSBOURNES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS?
At home with the Kwellers!
Oh yes, take a guided tour around Ma Kwellers trailer!
See her hideously deformed inbred children!
Find out why Pa Kweller ran off with a Japanese one-legged prostitute!
Find out wether one-legged prostitutes can actually run!
The Kwellers: Good clean family fun...
DISCLAIMER
We solemnly swear we know the Kwellers are not REALLY inbred deformed Texans (well, they ARE Texans but thats the only truth). We know Ben Kweller is cool. We mean no offence to any one...amputees, prostitutes, Texans, and most of all Ben Kweller and his fans.
However, we are sure Ben Kweller will never see this site, so it doesn't matter...but just incase: YAY! BEN KWELLER! HOORAY! WE LOVE YOU, YOU NOT-QUITE-AS-ATTRACTIVE-AS-SOME-OTHER-MEN-DUDE!
Thankyou.
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