8. "I wouldn't even want to poke it"

7. "He looks inbred...AND he's boss-eyed"

6. "What's wrong with his face?!!"

5. "WHY???"

4. "He's just ONE BIG EYE, really, isn't he?"

3. <much pointing at him and laughing> "EURGH!!!!"

2. "Has he got something wrong with him?"

1. " EEEEUUUURGH!!!!!!! WHATS THAT?!!!!"

10. He can use the lines 'turkey pot pie' and 'my math teacher is gay' in the same song and still make it sound good.

9. He is responsible for Little Pink Stars.

8. The definition of Kwellering around: 'Gorming around in an extreme state of ugliness'. If it wasn't for 'BK' this would never exist...

7. He is much prettier in motion.

6. BK Baby.

5. The man is a cheesefest legend!

4. He becomes very attractive when you are drunk.

3. Sha Sha is amazing....buy it, people!

2. He looks like THAT and doesn't seem to care. And nor do all his hoardes of female fans...

1.He's just a dude, k?